W=WeatherlyS=ShanksLexa=Lexa DoigS-"I think this comm is dead."W-"Me too. It's sad, nobody loves us anymore."S-*does cute Daniel pout*W-"Aww...poor Danny." *hugs*S-*squeals like a fangirl* "Logan touched me!"W-*giggles like a girl*S-*swoons and then faints*W-*masterbates**a few hours later*S-*wakes up, rubbing head* *reads what was written* "What the hell?"W-*rolls over* "Shh, sleeping."S-*stares in horror* "What have I done?"W-"We got drunk because we were depressed that this comm has died and we fell asleep in the same bed."S-"And what's that white stuff?"W-"Oops. That's from me...I got a little excited when I made you faint by my manliness."S-"Like I'm to believe that." *reads* "Oh."W-"Yeah. Sorry about that."S-"It's okay, as long as Lexa doesn't find out."Lexa-"Michael? Is that you? I heard a scream and..." *steps in, sees the two naked men* "Am I missing something here?"W-*stares in horror* "Um...well...you see..."S-"Surprise! Threesome!" *grins*Lexa-*raises eyebrow* "Cool." *gets naked and joins them on the bed*W-"Uh..." *bangs head against headboard* "Wake up! Wake up! Damn it...WAKE UP!" *knocks self unconcious*Lexa-*pouts* "Damn, and I was so looking forward to that threesome."S-"Uh yeah, me too. Bummer."Lexa-"Oh well." *sexes MS*Remember that special hell? Well I blame Lexx.~Claudiasharon~
Hehe. Yeah, the comm is dead-like. But life is stressful and busy. Gah! I hate life.
In the closet, where else?