In case you forgot...W-Michael WeatherlyS-Michael ShanksLexa-Lexa DoigRick-Richard Dean AndersonW-*watching old school SG1* "Damn, Michael..."S-"What?"W-*looks at Michael* *looks at screen* "Damn."S-"What?!"W-"Look at how young and cute you were!"S-"..."W-"What happened? You got...bigger."S-"Hey! It's called buff."W-*shakes head* "You used to look so cute and innocent. Now you're just beefy."S-"You're just jealous that I have more muscles than you."W-"At least I'm still cute."S-"Fans still think I'm hot!"W-"They think I'm hot too. Your fans are scifi geeks, they have no taste. Some of them still like Rick! And he's almost 60!"S-"Hey, no dissing Rick. He's in great shape for his age...and he's not too bad in the sack either."W-"What?!"S-"What? It was his birthday yesterday."W-"What, and his present was a shag from Michael?"S-"If you're referring to sex, then yes."W-"That's a bit too much TMI for me. What does Lexa think of this?"S-"Well, after I fucked him, she fucked him too."W-"I don't want to even know. See what age has done to you? I miss the old Michael."S-*points at screen* "We didn't even know each other back then!"W-"That's completely beside the point."S-"Then what is your point?"W-"I liked you better when you were young and cute. And didn't dye your hair."S-"I do not dye my hair."W-"Oh please...I've seen inside your bathroom...that 'hidden' cabinet isn't very well hidden, ya know."S-"You've snooped around my house?"W-"You really shouldn't leave stuff like that laying around."S-"I've never left it laying around!"W-"A-ha! So you admit it."S-"What? I have no idea what you're talking about."W-"You dye your hair."S-"Oh...and like, you don't?"W-"What, are you twelve? No, I don't...I don't need to."S-"Sure. Because you're so young."W-"I'm not saying I'm young, I'm just saying I don't need to dye my hair."S-"At least I don't have chest hairs."W-"You wax."S-"Do not!"W-"You and Lexa have waxing parties. It's a fetish."S-*gasp* "How did you know?"W-"I'm right?"S-*shifty eyes* "No..."W-"Liar."S-"Shut up and watch cute young me."W-"Okay." *looks back at screen* "Aww...isn't he just the cutest thing you ever did see?"S-*sighs**sighs* I miss old school SG1 and young, cute Daniel.I have the sudden urge to watch Dark Angel for Logan...because he's pretty cute there too.Oh why do people have to go and get old on me? WHY?!~Claudiasharon~
*sighs* That was good. And I also miss my cute Daniel. I would have married him. But now he's old and I'm never going to get married. Thank a lot for getting old Michael Shanks.
Damn him and his oldness!